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    February 28

    ha?

    玩咩ar German, 玩還玩, 睇下玩咩先得嫁....

    又玩出火la... 換下個腦la.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Sorry, 老婆... 我好過分ar...
     
     
     
     
    Why? Why i am having such a not good feeling?
    Phoned you and found you, cried. And guessed it right....
    Hope he is helping you out.  
    Sorry, I am pissed. and why him?

    hella pity

    竟然....今日...俾我個CO-WORKER話我...

    "why you always act cute in your picture?"
    "That is the girl stuffs, acting cute."
     
    (  '   H ')    ...   ...                (- n    -  )
     
    I was pissed.... but, that is me, kaka. ^ ^

    老婆, 尋日竟然咁你都會咁感動, haha, so moved to me also.
    Here is the one who waiting for you to come, always always.
     
    love my stupid  "WAIf"
    February 25

    Bored Homed

    I dun know... my wify seemed lil angry at me... I really dun know what happened... >      <
    Dont be angry la, sor G!!! luv ya~~!!
     
    Today, bored. anyways, everyday I am undergoing teh actually same thing. so, itz not worth to mention about.
     
    Took some pics... got motivated by DoDoLook. A Chinese girl wif a "BOBO" face. Yes, BoBo, which is the HK female singer. At least I believe that she looks like her. And, in some degree, she got some shadow of Mihiro chan.   In one word, shez cute. I gave out a link to her vlog in my space, anyone interested, plz check it out. Do leave some good comments and do not freaking disturb others, ok?
    February 21

    Screwed up my midterm. haha

    Fine~ It was totally Fine. I knew how to solve the problems, I knew about all the concepts, I even prepared the cheating formulas on my palm.( Actually the professor wrote them on the white board during the exam, stupid me ) I still screwed up the freaking Econ 101 Exam. That was extremely not a hard one. How the fuck I did to screw it up... AHHHHH damn me, folks!
     
    Here is the reason why I fucked it up. In fact, the only fact that I am so pissed off is, I didnt have enough time for the whole exam. but actually, I did have just enough time for it. How could i know after i solve the first problem [related to the profit fuction, which is equal to (P-MC)xQ], i found that i forgot the subtract the MC from the Price P. and moreover, that step was the origin of the whole problem. So I changed the numbers all over again. spend like 10 mins more on the same problem. and it leads to the fact that I could not finish the last problem. I was not just not able to finish the problem, but not even have time to finish reading the problem, aHHH and the problem worths 25 points, which is 1/4 of the exam score. Now you know how I freaking feeling.
     
    Exam was over, I just venting my stupid over. I actually am very happi right now.
    1 paper and 1 Econ 41 hw due tmw. good luck to me again guys.
    February 20

    tmw, miderm

    tmw 101 midterm again... for the long weekend... I didnt study and did any hw at all. but i didnt feel any stress on the hw and midterms, why???
    Wish me luck la, dudes~
    February 19

    隨筆+發花癲

    一個典型又非典型的獅子座,
    一個喜歡新鮮又害怕改變的人,
    "靜靜"的生活在這個平凡的社會裡面.
     
    一個外向又被動的人,
    一頭外表嘈吵但内裏恬靜的獅子人,
    努力着, 在枯燥無味的生活中為自己為他人盡量製造樂趣.
    它知道, 儘管這不是什麽值得捧腹大笑的笑話, 不是什麽值得令人回味的場景.
    但是, 人們也曾因爲它的無聊言語動作, 笑過, 樂過.
     
    不久之前, 上演咗一出喜劇, <當獅子遇上豬>...

    一只唔單純不過勁白痴的豬, 主動地, 行去用個鼻撩只獅子...
    獅子其實一開始,就覺得只豬好得意. 因爲佢外向, 因爲佢好玩.
    獅子係被動嘅, 不過受到豬嘅主動邀請, 獅子都嘗試附和.
     
    離奇的事情, 終于發生了.
     
    獅子與豬, 相愛了.
     
    更離奇的事情, 緊接著又殺出來.

    獅子與豬, 結婚了.
     
    他們相愛著, 雖然不免戀愛途中, 會有好多好多挫折,問題, 他們也努力去解決, 在問題中吸取教訓. (咁當然獅子比較明白事理少少lah~ MuaHaHaHaHa)
     
    現在, 豬爸爸和媽媽, 知道了獅子和豬女. 問題好像又出現了不少.

    豬媽媽很喜歡獅子這種類型, 不過就是不滿意獅子的年齡. "它比你還要細!?" 豬媽媽對著豬女露出擔心的表情. (咳咳~ i meant...細係指年齡)
     
    豬爸爸卻很直接, 他二話不説, 看見豬女和獅子在電話上(on the phone), 就大力的把窗關上, 猶如示威一般.    "不過他並沒有對事件做出正面回應. 新華社駐LA記者German俊報道"
     
    獅子有D擔心, 它知道就算不理會豬的父母, 也是可以繼續和豬在一起的. 可是, 他考慮得遠了一點. 他想和豬父母搞好一點兒關係, 起碼不要弄到關係不和. (日後着Bathing Ape約豬出街都起碼唔會俾豬爸爸話"低能, 勁低能, 超低lern~" 啊)
     
    獅子希望著以後和豬的日子會順順利利, 而且過得更x10000000 好.
     
     
     
    獅子自己唔覺得自己完全屬於獅子, 因爲獅子要控制全局, 好Q大男人主義.

    豬話, 可能你自己係. 不過唔肯認啫.

    可能係, 不過又唔十分係. 其實, 獅子只不過想可以駕馭到身邊個位, 即係只豬, 令佢貼貼服服, 有邊只雄性唔希望身邊個一位異性聼較聽話嫁?  對其他人? 管你都嘥時間ar~
     
    我只豬, 係一只豬, 不過同時又係一只曉射箭嘅人頭馬豬. 呢只嘢, 難搞. 又射人,又通処走又要唔聼人講, 俗稱"硬頸". why? 因爲蠢所以聼唔明繼而聼唔入然後索性唔聼算數.
     
    我知道, 只要可以令到只人頭馬豬不再亂跑, 聼我講嘢, 同唔咬我咁大力, 就等於馴服咗佢... 所以, 邊個有D咩  “安非他明", 咩"鎮靜劑", 咩"蒙汗藥" 咩"鐵鏈" 咩“助聽器" 咩"豬用口罩" 通通寄俾我啦, 唔該曬.
     
    睇來要馴服呢只人頭馬豬都要花D心思, 不過我會盡我全力去achieve呢個目標嫁啦. 如果有邊位可以提供寶貴意見, 可以過來留言告知小獅. 多謝曬各位合作. 
    February 17

    Behind the Front Line.

    The major impact on my wife's ex had passed. Anyhow, the side effects are happening to float onto the surface. It is obviously not a smart choice to talk about the "E-X" incident, but I did. Outcome was totally clearly predictable.. I made my wife unhappi again. Furthermore, that was not a "NORMAL" unhappi, but a "EXTREME" unhappi. If you may ask how "EXTREME" is that, I could tell you... It was too xtreme to tell you in words.... >  <
    She said she even took off the ring on her right hand, which means she didnt need hus no more.
    Forgot to tell the reason of such unhappi incident. It was, yeah, me again. I just told her something that was not relevant to say to a girlfriend, and either it was not exactly what I wanted to say. 所謂"詞不達意". Because of I didnt even use my brain to filter things out and see the meaning of words I was about to say, it pushed me to the edge of a love crag. Thanked GOD, I was some how saved. My wife was not angry no more but there was still something in her mind. I must do my best to pull the thorn out from her heart.
     
    Love you sharon.
    February 15

    無聊問題

    點名遊戲
    點名遊戲

    点名了游戏规则:

    1.由某个blog发起,出一个题目。
    2.在自己的blog中完成题目,然后点名另外7个blog完成同样的题目。
    3.另外的7个blog完成题目以后再分别点名,依次类推。 
    4.被点名的blog在完成题目时要注明被哪个blog点名。
    5.不可回传,加一条自己出的题。

    01.最近在看的电视 -- 冇

    02.最近在做的事情 -- 功課, 陪女朋友...

    03.最近在听的音乐 -- 吳 雨 霏 also

    04.最近在吃的东西 -- 面 面 面 面  

    05.最近在看的报刊 -- 好耐都冇咁呢D閑情日致

    06.最近关心的话题 -- 我幾時可以翻

    07.最近常去的地方 -- Davis... 老婆個Apt.

    08.最近常想的异性 -- 傻婆Sharon

    09.最近最想做的事 -- 翻去ar~ 同考好D試

    10.最近身体情况 -- 瘦, 要增肥

    11.最近理财状况 -- 有老婆, 你話我有咩錢ar? 

    12.对朋友最想说的话 -- 快D還錢!!! haha

    13.对自己最想说的话 -- 幾時中六合彩??

    14.想一个减肥的良方 -- 仲減? 練仙ar?

    15.记忆中做过最疯狂的事情之一 -- 同老婆嗰個......囖, xD

    16.喜欢K歌的程度1~10依次递增 -- 4

    17.最喜欢吃的食物 -- 老婆

    18.最喜欢的水果 -- 多水就得...

    19.最怕什么?-- 老婆

    20.现在最想做的事情 -- 見到老婆

    21.你最遗憾的一件事情 -- 上期做咩我唔中六合彩呢?

    22.短期的目标 -- 入到B.Econ major

    23.现在最想买的东西 -- 震動器 , xDDDD

    24.有没有劈过腿? -- 如果我去劈, 我唸老婆會用刀劈我lor.

    25.你最不能忍受另一半的性格特征是? -- 講大話, 有嘢悶住我, 亂髮脾氣, "唔識煮飯"...!!!

    26.你最好朋友的名字? -- Chris, Spring, Superman, Tommy, Manson(share top secrect)

    27.你最想将来定居哪里? --  農村.... 不過要有shopping mall... 我動靜佳宜...muhaha

    28.接吻和做爱你更在乎哪个? -- 邊接吻邊做愛.

    29.你平均一天上大号几次 ? -- 睇心情啦. 

    31.觉得自己最最最最……大的优点是什么??-- 搞爛gag囖... T  .T

    32.近一年,最丢人的事情是什么? -- 唔記得la~

    33.感觉最好的接吻是和谁?-- 我第一次ja... 哈哈, 梗係同老婆ar~

    34.带我去放焰火好不?-- 好, 你jar車la~

    35.你有没有红颜知己 -- ha? Sissy囖...佢幫我Take堂ga~

    36.你现在最想的他/她是谁 -- 老婆.

    37.去年最快乐的是哪天?为什么?-- last day of 2005, 不過我成日都開心嫁la. why? 識咗老婆wor.

    38.今年最大的愿望是什么? -- 老婆好有錢, 我唔洗做.

    39.迄今为止最难忘的一件事?-- 我今年多咗好多第一次...

    40.你在森林养了好几种动物,马.牛.羊.老虎和孔雀.如果有天你必须离开森林,而且只能带一种动物离开,你会带哪种动物? -- 老虎, 老虎可以騎, 又可以嚇人, 正!!

    41.找结婚对象的条件是什么?-- 照顧到我lor, 遷就到我lor, 可以滿足我3個願望, 最好又靚又有錢, 同埋要一心一意.

    42.现在谈恋爱,你会告诉父母多少具体情况?-- 咩都得, 隨咗個D會有部分隱瞞.

    43.你觉得今年世界杯谁冠军阿?-- 理X得佢, 我中六合彩就得la.

    44.对自己的未来有什么想法?-- 有錢唔洗做, 有錢唔洗做...  其實, 普普通通就得la.

    45.如果哪天你逼不得已要马上逃生,你只能带一样东西,你会带什么离开? -- 老婆

    46.你深受影响的一本书是什么?-- 咸書

    47.你怎样看待一个人的过去,特别是你爱的人? -- 我會在意, 不過唔去干涉...盡量唔去干涉la. 

    48.给你一块钱你如何拯救世界 -- 我會還翻俾你, 加句"唔好玩啦"...

    49.明天中午和晚上吃什么? -- Burger 同面...

    50.放假到现在什么事最开心?-- 陪老婆

    51.什么时候会让你无聊到要发疯快了?-- 冇internet同冇game玩...同埋冇老婆陪...

    52. 面对一个不诚实的人你是不理他还是无所谓,还是闹翻?? 開始唔理, 然後嬲, 再閙! 

    53. 你有知音吗?有!

    54. 情人節的那天,你們會送什麼給你們的另外一半? 我送練, 不過冇人送俾我...

    55. 如果有一天你可以重新去選擇一個難以取捨的決定,那你會怎樣去選擇呢?我會唔去改變...因爲我比較安於現狀...

    56. 呢一刻你想得到咩呢?? 惡魔老婆在身邊

    57. 你 會 點 樣 令 你 0既 男 /女 朋 友 開 心 D﹖   搞爛gag...同講D lum嘢囖, 然後去同佢.....

    我的發問: 如果你嘅男/女朋友個EX翻來煩住你另一半, 你會點做同埋要你另一半點做?

    February 14

    2006 V-Day, Cont'

    Sorry, 可能我太過執著, 管得太多. 我...係唔應該插手落去你度, 我好似搞咗好多唔開心嘢出來.

    Sorry, 我俾唔到一個開心嘅情人節你, 反而仲帶俾你咁多唔開心.

    Sorry, 老婆. 我同你公開道歉. I aint give shlt no more.

    2006 V-Day

    06年, 元宵節過咗冇幾耐, 情人節又急急腳趕到來.
    鬼咩, 我好似未試過同女朋友一齊過過一次情人節, 今年,雖然有埋老婆, 不過亦打唔破慣例, 都要翻LA自己捱麵餅...
    我識老婆1個月零15日, 好短, 不過又好漫長.
    相識時間, 就咁數落得嗰個半月;
    等待時間, 就咁個個星期望翻Oakland, 就好似過咗成幾個月咁...
     
    好希望可以好快又翻去Oakland, 好希望快D俾到條Mickey Bracelet老婆.
    好唔希望再聽到Mak呢個名, 甚至好唔希望知道個條茂炳仲繼續存在...你去死la !!!!!
     
    老婆, 不如我自私D, 你block咗你個EX個電話la, 我好憎佢啊.
     
    anyways, ... ... Fuck you Mak... and fuck you Lonely V-Day.
    February 13

    元宵

    2月12號, 中國情人節, 正月元宵節. 就在這一天, 結婚la...
    呢兩日, 好多嘢發生, 90% is perfect, but 10% of them is of crap.
    Can anyone eliminate the EX??? he is too annoying.
     
    I have to say, I Love You, Sharon.